tinysquids:

Me: *Does absolutely nothing to deserve a treat for myself*

Me: You know what? I deserve to treat myself

disorder:

why do some couples make their statuses as ‘single’ after every fight? I don’t put ‘orphan’ after every argument with my mum

Yo we used to go break in, to the hotel, glimmer and we’d swim. Running from the cops in our black bikini tops screaming, “Get us while we’re hot. Get us while we’re hot.”